- Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
- Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep..
- I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !
- A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed something?
yes.. i missed "U"
- In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
- Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?
Darling Really I Miss U From The Core !
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Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck
- Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they've chest, we are breast. Rina-
They've night falls, we've 2 big balls,they've a big pole,we've a big hole.
Seema : They can fuck' we can suck. They are brilliant' we are pregnant
and at last we are "LOVERS" They R "FUCKERS".
- May this Rakhi bring you everything you desire and everything you dream of.
May success accompany you in every step that you take. Have A Blessed Rakhi
- Days go past without us expressing our deep affection for each other. Rakhi comes as a golden opportunity to tell you that I'll always adore you and wish you happiness of every kind... On Rakhi Wishes You Life's Biggest Joys
- Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
- To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”
- You know that you are the
most precious stone in the
collection of my secret treasure..
Wishing you very Happy Rakhi
and best of luck for every thing.
- I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me.
- The warmth of Ur love is
all I need during cold times.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.
- I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!
- V......is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A......is for I will Always be yours
L......is for Love at its most extreme
E.......is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N.......is for Never-ending love
T........is for we will Always be Together forever
I........is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N.......is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to
E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .
- I wan't to kiss ur lips
I wan't to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don't get angry fren
I m toothpaste.........
Happy valentine dear
ROSE IS RED,EYES IS BLUE,YOU LOVE ME AND,I LOVE YOU. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
- White-silent
Blue-cool
Red-reserved
pink-lovely
voilet-naughty
brown-isolated
orange-hot
black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soon
my valentine..
- Success is like your own shadow, if u try to catch then u wil never succeed, ignore it and walk in ur own
way.....it wil follow u...
- To make our way,
we must have firm resolve,
persistence, tenacity.
We must gear ourselves
to work hard all the way.
We can never let up
- The people who dont study have very less things to think upon. Always love books. Bcoz books r best friends in loneliness.
- If HEALTH is lost nothing is lost
If WEALTH is lost something is lost
If CHARACTER is lost everything is lost..
- Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
- React everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**
- Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"
- Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
- Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
- Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
- A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
- Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2010 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
- I Wish in 2oo9 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!
- Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
- Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
- Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
- Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
- A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
- Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
- "RaHaT"
Bhi apse aati hai,
"ChaHaT"
Bhi apse aati hai,
"HuMsE"
Kabhi rothna nahi,
Q k hamein..
"MuSkUraHaT"
Bhi sirf apse aati hai
- Ishq k Naye Fasane ho Gaye
Naye Mile to Hum Purane ho Gaye
Kal Tak to Marte the Hum Par
Aaj Wo Aur Kisi k Diwane ho Gaye
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