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Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do
Amma-Mai student hu
TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau
TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai |
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Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law: Your Product not matching my requirements. Smart Father-in-Law: "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible." |
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College ka 1st day...
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! What a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain.. |
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If time doesn't wait for u,don't
worry..! Just remove the battery from clock and
enjoy life..!!
great people great thoughts..
what an Idea..!!! |
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RAAZ: Maine kal easy load wale ko bewakoof banaya
FARAZ-Wo kese?
RAAZ- Maine usko 100 Rupey diye
or number galat likhwa diya..
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India me bollywood hai
America me hollywood hai
to phir england me kya hai?
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Guess
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Collingwood.. |
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Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain..
1-Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hai
2-LIGHT jo buhat jati hai |
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Rita To RAAZ-Collage Me Sab Boys Muje Pataka Kehte Hai
RAAZ-Oh ! Kaho To Is Diwali Tumhe FOOD Du. |
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Dipu-Tuje Tere Papa Talor Hai Or
Teri Shrt Fati He
Papu-Shrm Ki Bat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentst He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua |
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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye: |
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Patient: am feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up.. |
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SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?
BANTA: 2
S-Apki Ghadi Radio Se Mili H?
B-Ji Nhi Sasural se |
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wah re khuda tery khudai
kisi ko 1 nhi
kisi ko 2,2 lugai |
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Teachar- "AGAR BATTI" Ka Muhaavra Banao
Santa-AGAR Batti Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai.. |
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Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha
Baap-Kya Huwa
Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta |
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Marez doc se
Mai 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida n hua
Doc-Ok Mai kal se
Tumhe 40Rs ki dawa duga
10Rs ka faida hoga.. |
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Husband: Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein "A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?
Wife: Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE" Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ? |
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Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"
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Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed. |
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Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman
who will make me happy!
Santa: Make up your mind. |
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